Do you ever go for a ride in the woods, come home smelling like pre-mix, only to lose that sweet scent once you finally take a shower? Has the move to four-stroke machinery greatly reduced your ability to woo a worthy partner to make “brap brap” noises with throughout the night?
Never fear dear reader, we understand your plight. Behold, 2 Stroke – a manly cologne that has been scented from the smell of two-stroke machinery, with hints of pine and spruce. Your braplife needs this.
The idea is currently on Kickstarter, though it seems the creators of 2 Stroke are already going forward with the plan, and have a cologne manufacturer on-board as a partner. Though, not quite in time for the holiday season.
If the classy drunk girls in the promo video are any indication, 2 Stroke cologne is going to be a game-changer for the post-authentic riders around the world. We call dibs on the girl missing the tooth though. Mmm…sugar!