Photo: Yamaha Racing
“Just a leetle bit longer, I tell you where I race for next year.”
“The large tumor on my back used to be only this big”
“Please Vale! Not the Darth Vader choke… I make the bike faster for you!”
All right-a, but-a thees ees tha last-a time-a that-a I take-a you anywhere-a with-a me-a!…
Go ahead, piss me off. I am this far away from going to Ducati!
“The Max Biaggi lookalike over there is really pissing me off and I’m this close to bitch slapping him”.
“Oh Vale you naughty thing”.
Maybe we break Jorge’s leg just a little bit?
Max biaggi’s penis is this small
I like older men Jeremy but your penis is too small
“Oh please, Mr. Rossi, don’t make the others look too bad out there.”
“OK, OK, I will beat them by this much only. Where’s my funny helmet?”
“And last night I told her it was only this big…”
“Haha….your kidding right?”
Jerry, is very important for my superstitions that you must have a mohawk. Only this long on the sides, okay? Don’t worry, Uccio is an expert with the mohawk. He cut my hair before Mugello.
my penis is thiiiiiis big.
you must help me stop asphaltandrubber.com from running the “caption this photo” contest again! how many legs will they cause to be broken before people will learn???
I’m pinching your face!
“Velentino- please, please stay with Yamaha” “Yamaha is only offering my this much of what Ducati is offering…. fools!”
Rossi “We need a….’ chiodo’ about this long for the tire of Lorenzo’s bike”
PS – chiodo means nail in Italian.
“if you ask me where i’m going next year one more time… im stabbing you in the eye with the invisible dart”
man, did you eat my nuts?
JB: I am so excited Vale, when can we start to wear Ducati red?
VR: Pssst, keep it down, Jeremy….soon, very soon…….
Vale, can I please have my hearing aide back ????….
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