Photo: Ducati Corse
“eh……..for sure JB your fart was good, but anyway, it’s better like diiiiiiiiiiiissssssss”
First u shake it to the left, then u shake it to the right.
Don’t worry, they smell like racing fuel!
sounds just like my Ducati, sorry about the smell JB.
i saw lorenzo on my right….hey lorenzo….why u so slow today???..
“Jerry, if you don’t fix this twitchy throttle I’m going to punch you !”
JB: Easy mate, it’s coming from the bike…
VR: This, you said the same at Yamaha…
VR: Hey Jerry..what if we change the Desmo to be a sidecar bike…yo’re gonna be my navigator…
“Apa pasai dua kati ni senget sebelah.. aku tarik ke kiri.. dia pi kanan.. hanyir betul le motor ni…”
So, a Ducati is like a Yamaha….push bars right, turn left?
After a decade of working together Burgess takes a moment to realize he has never listened to a word Rossi has spoken.
I shagged your mom last night.
For sure, no Jerry, you eata the pasta all wronge. You must twirle the pasta with your right hand and then put ina your mouth with the left. Ok? It was alright with Yamaha, they don’t know. But your are here witha the Italianos, now. Ess not ok.
JB – Rossi its all we got the ducati won’t get any faster we’ve done everything. That means Jorge might beat you at your own game.
VR – I gotta go break my leg again Cya.
After watching one too many episodes of American Chopper, Rossi tries to convince JB that converting the Ducati to hand shift and foot clutch is just what they need to beat Lorenzo.
After so many years on a Yamaha, Rossi still gets freaked out when he sees JB in Ducati team colors.
see, I told you I could do the national anthem JB.
JB: “You know Vale, Red and neon green really make your eyes sparkle in a way I’ve never noticed before…” Vale: “Oh fak.”
“I was just about ready to give Lorenzo a big left hook when the media people came in!”
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