Oh you’re so cute Dani… You actually think you can win!?!
I am gonna kick you ass again this season, now smile like we are friends.
Stoner showing off his new ventriloquism act to the press.
When I come up behind you, just move over and let me pass. Otherwise you’re just embarrassing yourself. Now smile pretty for the camera.
Dani: Casey, please remove your hand.
Gockle ov geer…I said…gockle ov geer
Casey: I shall call him…Mini-Me.
Dani: “Damn, your breath stinks…”
“Did you see the press release from Ducati?……”
“So Dani, who ya riding for next year?”
Seems amazing to see how this diminutive rider could beat the big riders on the tracks, Sachsenring Estoril 2011 were some proves that DP has a big potential to win the title. However, many fans just easily think that he is not meant to ride the motogp bike just because of his weight and height??? it’s such funny statement and judgement. what I know for sure is that You all mocking Pedrosa cannot beat him on the track riding motogp bike of course. Your asses would definitely get whipped,,,,,,Just get rid of it to save your faces and assess,,,,
Casey: “me thinks my ambition will outweigh my many talents this season”
Dani: I cant even look you in the face you POS
Anyone ever tell you that you look like Danica Patrick?
If you get in my way on a fast lap I’ll punch you too
You are assuming, too much.
Stoner is a better rider, simple as that. Of the four so-called aliens, Pedrosa is fourth on that list. The other three have won the world title in the premiere class, and two of them more than once…
Caption: (Stoner to Pedrosa)
“It’s looking to be a great season, what about you ?”
HAA, haha! This is so freaking funny, I must say. In the end, I must agree with Maryann, except he is really whispering, ” I’m gonna kick ALL you guys asses so smile for the camera, por favor.” Or, he could be whispering, ” Just make sure Rossi and Nicky don’t get by you, ok? Hehe.
CS – ‘so Dovi walks into a bar, and the barman say’s “Why the long face?”….’
DP – ‘hehehehehehe’
‘Tis okay mate, don’t worry about the fact that I’ll be better than you with this one. It was designed for me unlike how the RC212V 800 bike was built for you.
I think Dani has what it takes to get a title, if he can avoid injury. That is a BIG “if” though.
That being said Dani is the best rider to never win a Premiere class title.
Come on little brother, follow me and I’ll show you how its done
Casey: That thing is gonna kick your ass!
and what do you want to do when you grow up?
“How’s your shoulder? Does this hurt?” – “no” – “what about this?” “Ayyyyeeee cojones!”
“Jump on the back and you can come second this year.”
Dude…see the cutie over there near the back of the room?! She is TOTALLY checking out your junk…
Alberto Puig – stop trolling – I know it is you!
That would be Max Biaggi…
Remember what I did to Randy? I don’t care if we are team mates, you won’t get off so easy
how would Danni fair in WSB ??? could he win like Biaggi and Checa ???
could Danni win in WSB like Max and Carlos ???
Bet you wished you had of shook Sic’s hand now, don’t you!
shake and bake
Casey helps out the Repsol #2 by holding his collar-bones together.
We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild……
Casey: Does this remind you of 2007?
Dani: (With sh*** eating grin on his face.) No comment!
“Have fun on CRT next year, little man.”
Casey: Smiling isnt that hard.. just contract the muscles at the corners of your mouth and show some teeth!
Dani: Like this?
Casey: Oh crap that’s scary… we’re here to please the sponsors not kill Batman!
Thanks mate but I don’t know. Your girl is pretty hot too.
Dani: “He has no idea that Andrea was at my house last night”.
Casey: “You know Dani, my kid looks just like you”.
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