Caption This Photo: I Must Break You

02/02/2012 @ 3:39 pm, by Jensen Beeler40 COMMENTS


  1. Bern says:

    Oh you’re so cute Dani… You actually think you can win!?!

  2. Maryann says:

    I am gonna kick you ass again this season, now smile like we are friends.

  3. Charles says:

    Stoner showing off his new ventriloquism act to the press.

  4. Odie says:

    When I come up behind you, just move over and let me pass. Otherwise you’re just embarrassing yourself. Now smile pretty for the camera.

  5. Robin says:

    Dani: Casey, please remove your hand.

  6. Mort says:

    Gockle ov geer…I said…gockle ov geer

  7. Brad says:

    Casey: I shall call him…Mini-Me.

  8. doug says:

    Dani: “Damn, your breath stinks…”

  9. Ades says:

    “Did you see the press release from Ducati?……”

  10. todd says:

    “So Dani, who ya riding for next year?”

  11. Pedrobot says:

    Seems amazing to see how this diminutive rider could beat the big riders on the tracks, Sachsenring Estoril 2011 were some proves that DP has a big potential to win the title. However, many fans just easily think that he is not meant to ride the motogp bike just because of his weight and height??? it’s such funny statement and judgement. what I know for sure is that You all mocking Pedrosa cannot beat him on the track riding motogp bike of course. Your asses would definitely get whipped,,,,,,Just get rid of it to save your faces and assess,,,,

  12. JW says:

    Casey: “me thinks my ambition will outweigh my many talents this season”

    Dani: I cant even look you in the face you POS

  13. glenn rueger says:

    Anyone ever tell you that you look like Danica Patrick?

  14. Don says:

    If you get in my way on a fast lap I’ll punch you too

  15. Westward says:


    You are assuming, too much.

    Stoner is a better rider, simple as that. Of the four so-called aliens, Pedrosa is fourth on that list. The other three have won the world title in the premiere class, and two of them more than once…

    Caption: (Stoner to Pedrosa)

    “It’s looking to be a great season, what about you ?”

  16. buellrider says:

    HAA, haha! This is so freaking funny, I must say. In the end, I must agree with Maryann, except he is really whispering, ” I’m gonna kick ALL you guys asses so smile for the camera, por favor.” Or, he could be whispering, ” Just make sure Rossi and Nicky don’t get by you, ok? Hehe.

  17. Ades says:

    CS – ‘so Dovi walks into a bar, and the barman say’s “Why the long face?”….’

    DP – ‘hehehehehehe’

  18. Brian ZS says:

    ‘Tis okay mate, don’t worry about the fact that I’ll be better than you with this one. It was designed for me unlike how the RC212V 800 bike was built for you.

  19. Damo says:

    I think Dani has what it takes to get a title, if he can avoid injury. That is a BIG “if” though.

    That being said Dani is the best rider to never win a Premiere class title.

  20. Jim says:

    Come on little brother, follow me and I’ll show you how its done

  21. Schyler says:

    Casey: That thing is gonna kick your ass!

  22. and what do you want to do when you grow up?

  23. Matt says:

    “How’s your shoulder? Does this hurt?” – “no” – “what about this?” “Ayyyyeeee cojones!”

  24. Andrew says:

    “Jump on the back and you can come second this year.”

  25. Dr. Gellar says:

    Dude…see the cutie over there near the back of the room?! She is TOTALLY checking out your junk…

  26. DareN says:

    Alberto Puig – stop trolling – I know it is you!

  27. DareN says:

    That would be Max Biaggi…

  28. TonyS says:

    Remember what I did to Randy? I don’t care if we are team mates, you won’t get off so easy

  29. gsp75 says:

    how would Danni fair in WSB ??? could he win like Biaggi and Checa ???

  30. gsp75 says:

    could Danni win in WSB like Max and Carlos ???

  31. Tony says:

    Bet you wished you had of shook Sic’s hand now, don’t you!

  32. Tony says:

    shake and bake

  33. Beary says:

    Casey helps out the Repsol #2 by holding his collar-bones together.

  34. Brian says:

    We represent the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild……

  35. J. Kelly says:

    Casey: Does this remind you of 2007?
    Dani: (With sh*** eating grin on his face.) No comment!

  36. Steven V says:

    “Have fun on CRT next year, little man.”

  37. Kickstand says:

    Casey: Smiling isnt that hard.. just contract the muscles at the corners of your mouth and show some teeth!
    Dani: Like this?
    Casey: Oh crap that’s scary… we’re here to please the sponsors not kill Batman!

  38. Nicholas says:

    Thanks mate but I don’t know. Your girl is pretty hot too.

  39. Isaac Chavira says:

    Dani: “He has no idea that Andrea was at my house last night”.

  40. Isaac Chavira says:

    Casey: “You know Dani, my kid looks just like you”.