Photo: Yamaha Racing
“Whore. Hey…. meet Jorge.”
so what did you say you do for a living….
“I’m small and very fast, in more ways than one, but my bank balance is huge!”
“Oh. Well it’s very nice to meet you.”
Señora, ¿cuántas veces tengo que decirte que no soy el jardinero!
Hi- Want to make video wit me?
Jorge you just won the 2010 MotoGP title where are you going?
I’m going to Paris Island it’s Disneyland with but with sex.
He saw the video.. the smile tells.
If I were into girls I would be into you! (spoken from either side)
PARIS: Chorizo’s are my second favorite Spanish sausage… want to know what my favorite kind of Spanish sausage is?
Is that an XL can of RockStar or are you just happy to see me?
@Takemywifeplease I Iike it! I say we have a winner!
Paris thinks she has finally had a chance to meet her Spanish rider, but no one had the heart to tell her, she is in the wrong class…
Hi, I’m a Jorge as well!
Jorge: I’m Whore-hey
Paris: I’m a whore too…..nice to meet you
From one ex#1 to the one in the making: Welcome to the washed-up-stars club! Can I be your title sponsor next year?
I think I saw someone try to stuff it up the inside of you too…
Peanut has it BY A MILE!
Cute brolly girl with some boring people.
Come and ride for Team SuperMartxé VIP by Paris Hilton; I think you’ll like the results bonuses we offer.
Jorge: “No. I am not Valentino Rossi.”
What must be going through the mind of the umbrella girl? There is no better Trump card. Her face tells it.
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