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“Awww, sh*t… there goes my scaphoid again.”
“How much longer til I’m at Honda?”
“need more front brake feel”
Damn ! that chickens due out in 10 minutes, better get my skates on !
I hope I remembered to put on deodorant
Who labeled this BS track grand prix worthy? I guess if Indianapolos can’t fix a road, I’m stupid for thinking they’ll fix this track …
“Looks like my train to Chokesville should be here shortly”
Following the lead of his personal hero Sarah Palin, Casey Stoner consults the list of excuses on his hand to give to the press after he dumps his bike yet again.
Geez I’m turning in some slow times; I’d better press on. I’m sure the front will stick.
“CRAP, I THINK I BROKE A NAIL!”
My wife is gonna kill me. I told her I was gonna be home an hour ago.
Wait, what the hell is that?! Who put that lever over there?
“aww look, a ladybug”
Sniff test Fail! The ladies won’t be wanting me after riding in this heat.
Boss said I would be fired if I was late again, I really hope there is not traffic…
GOOD! My knee slider is still there.
This whole texting-while-driving thing has just gone too far.
“What the F@#k!!! It already says Valentino on the triple clamp? ………….”
9 o’ clock lunch ???
one more time i am getting cold pasta and i am moving back to honda!
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