Caption this Photo: Sweet Nothings

08/26/2010 @ 8:58 pm, by Jensen Beeler13 COMMENTS

Caption this Photo: Sweet Nothings Jorge Lorenzo scooter sweet nothings indy gp

Scooters are the preferred mode of transport in the MotoGP paddock, and if you stand still in the MotoGP paddock, it won’t be long before you see one of your GP heroes whisk by on their way to the next press event. With his personal manager riding shotgun, we can only imagine the conversation that’s ensuing in this photo as Lorenzo rolls around The Brickyard. Leave your best caption in the comments section.

Comment:

  1. CBR600RR 09 says:

    Media “Hey how do you like them ladies here aye?”

    Lorenzo “Shhh web handed man, not when there right there”

  2. dp says:

    “I’m going to show you a new way to use that Yamalube.”

  3. Edward Kimmons says:

    Shhhh… It’ll only hurt a little.

  4. CBR600RR 09 says:

    “Try not to scream, it won’t take long”

    Hahaha good one as well Edward

  5. Edward Kimmons says:

    Mr. Pedrosa sent me… He says, stay out of the way or u will be sorry.

  6. TT says:

    ‘You’re gay, Lorenzo.’

  7. Bjorn says:

    “I want you in same position as on your M1.”
    or
    “Is this scooter making your balls vibrate too?”

  8. Caption this Photo: Sweet Nothings – http://aspha.lt/1ao #motorcycle

  9. Andrew Gray says:

    Ooooh, nibble a little more.

  10. georGe aka-VintageWrencher says:

    Jor-gey- In a effort to be more like Rossi I to need a man slave. You are my Ucchio.

  11. rossisucks says:

    you guys are 99,99% to 100% gay

  12. irksome says:

    “Is that a clutch lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

    “Whaddaya mean Rossi has a tighter butt than me?”

    “No I DON’T think Spies would like a 3-some.”

  13. Mike J says:

    “psst… He’ll always be better than you..!”