Caption this Photo: Sweet Nothings

08/26/2010 @ 8:58 pm, by Jensen Beeler13 COMMENTS

Scooters are the preferred mode of transport in the MotoGP paddock, and if you stand still in the MotoGP paddock, it won’t be long before you see one of your GP heroes whisk by on their way to the next press event. With his personal manager riding shotgun, we can only imagine the conversation that’s ensuing in this photo as Lorenzo rolls around The Brickyard. Leave your best caption in the comments section.

  • CBR600RR 09

    Media “Hey how do you like them ladies here aye?”

    Lorenzo “Shhh web handed man, not when there right there”

  • dp

    “I’m going to show you a new way to use that Yamalube.”

  • Edward Kimmons

    Shhhh… It’ll only hurt a little.

  • CBR600RR 09

    “Try not to scream, it won’t take long”

    Hahaha good one as well Edward

  • Edward Kimmons

    Mr. Pedrosa sent me… He says, stay out of the way or u will be sorry.

  • TT

    ‘You’re gay, Lorenzo.’

  • Bjorn

    “I want you in same position as on your M1.”
    “Is this scooter making your balls vibrate too?”

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  • Andrew Gray

    Ooooh, nibble a little more.

  • georGe aka-VintageWrencher

    Jor-gey- In a effort to be more like Rossi I to need a man slave. You are my Ucchio.

  • rossisucks

    you guys are 99,99% to 100% gay

  • irksome

    “Is that a clutch lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

    “Whaddaya mean Rossi has a tighter butt than me?”

    “No I DON’T think Spies would like a 3-some.”

  • Mike J

    “psst… He’ll always be better than you..!”