Rossi Injures Hand, Moet Works on CF Champagne Bottle to Lighten Load

02/03/2009 @ 3:45 pm, by Jensen BeelerComments Off

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The proof is in, Valentino Rossi is a tall lanky bastard. The Italian two-wheeled dynamo has reportedly tripped and fallen while attempting to operate window blinds, possibly Levelors. Really, we couldn’t make this up if we tried.

Rossi will need stitches to in his hand and foot for the cuts that resulted from his landing on a glass table. Yamaha expects Rossi to be able to ride in Malaysia. Unfortunately, nothing could be done for the table.

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