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Mechanic 1: “Max poked me in the eye.”
Mechanic 2: “He whacked me upside my head.”
Mechanic 3: “He shoved his hand down my pants. But he DID buy me dinner, so…”
From left to right
Mechanic 1: Let me revise what bolts it is (think).
Mechanic 2 : I still can’t imagine where to put this bolt.
Mechanic 3 : Are sure you never see this bolt before?
The two mechanics talking to the crew chief. ” We all know we’re two seconds off the pace and running out of time but urinating on the spare motor in the back room while singing The italian national anthum won’t work”.
Well the wheel was defintely there in the last lap……fecked if I know where its gone
Mechanic 1: So you’re sure this ‘flux capacitor’ thing ACTUALLY exists…? Mechanic 2: Absolutely – and if it doesn’t pass scrutineering you can go back and take it off before they see it.
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