He needs to try some of his own product.
The 909 has made it all the way to spain, we all should be very proud
Please, please release a rap single. His rapper name…Whoregay.
“I should have written this stupid hat out of my contract.”
Lorenzo yo !
Yo Yo Lorenzo!
………..where’d I leave my skateboard….dude……….
Hmmmm… I have the Bike, the championship, the after race celebrations, what thing can I do next to act more like my idol VR….
Who can I hire to pull a Nancy Kerrigan on Vale so I stand a chance this year?
Ain’t no way I can be cool wearing this hat is such a dumb way…need to start mixing more vodka with my rockstar.
What more do I have to do to look the part enough to attract that elusive Summers Eve, Massengill sponsorship I’ve been hoping for?!?
“If there was a problem yo I’ll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it……………….Ice Ice Baby”……
What kinda stupid hat do I need to wear to get Yamaha a title sponsor? Maybe some facial hair would help?
Chillin’ in my b boy stance
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up…
What will I do with the hamster now that I have caught it in my wine glass? Hmmmmm…..
“Hmmmmm, I’m only missing one thing……….Hmmmmm, wait a second, where’s my silver space suit”
please stand up….. yo yo
please stand up..yo yo
please stand up…yo yo
my name lorenzo..yo yo..
the new rapper..yo yo
new rappers in hollywood??so sweet..ha ha ha ha ha..
poor Yamaha & Lorenzo..being a world champion doesn’t mean to them…no one of big company even though Petronas want to sponsor the team…that show many company believe that Yamaha and lorenzo cannot be the champion again this year…
LOL! Funny comments above!
“Biaggi never wear hats, or he does?”
“RockStar… Turning sports stars into douchebags one at a time. “
Jorge Lorenzo 2010 World champion!!!!!!
“Beer or wine?”
I wonder if I can get the guy that made that ‘social network’ movie to make a movie about me?!
Am I as cool as Rossi NOW?
Hi I’m Jorge Lo and I love Vale
And I don’t care what you think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…hmm maybe I should get my pet hamsters caricatured and put it on the back of my bike.
The Vanilla Ice and Slim Shady references cracked me up… brilliant !
How do u say “bro” in spanish?……… hombre.
for lorenzo and his fans…i’m sorry..i’m just kidding about what i said above…Lorenzo is very talented rider.and i believe that he will be world championship again some day.maybe not for this year or while Rossi still in Motogp….compared to Rossi’s history and achievement, he’s far away….but lorenzo very fast learn to adapt for new bike…
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