We have to apologize for our lack of coverage this week. Our absence was due to the happy merger of the 11th Amendment, time travel, water drainage, and jazz music. Needless to say, it wasn’t pretty…and we’ve seen a trained bear ride a bicycle.

So, in effort to make it up to you, our loyal readers, we plan on over-compensating this Friday and through-out the weekend with news, glorious news (and some things we just flat-out fabricated). Enjoy…or sorry, whichever applies.