The 2010 Kawasaki ZX-6R Drinking Game

04/07/2010 @ 7:32 am, by Jensen Beeler9 COMMENTS

Asphalt & Rubber regulars should know by now that we sometimes like to take the press materials a company sends us, and “spice them up a bit” when we think they’re lackluster or too fluffy about the product being pitched. Our goal with these satirical works isn’t to poke these companies in the eye, but instead to say, “Hey, we know you can do better. Here’s an example that shows how your marketing materials could be worse than they already are, but still manage to engage your end customer more effectively.” With this in mind, we present the Kawasaki ZX-6R drinking game: the happy merger of the worlds most boring commercial, with America’s favorite college dorm room time waster. Click past the jump to play.

  • Drink every time a sentence starts with “the”
  • Drink every time you hear “track”
  • Drink every time you see man/woman with a ponytail
  • Drink every time something “dominates”
  • Drink every time the camera pans during a close up of the motorcycle
  • Lastly, drink every time you see a green motorcycle

Happy Wednesday from all of us at Asphalt & Rubber. Please drink responsibly, and don’t drink and drive.

  • Foggel

    “The Ninja ZX-6R: dominate the track of your choice” kind of sums up the whole thing.

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  • Odie

    Oh GAWD! That has to be the most lame commercial ever. Even the Snuggie commercial is more original.

    I had to stop the video at 39seconds because I was already hammered.

  • Peter

    I’ve never liked those faux-wave brake rotor things the newer Kawis have got going on. If it were a properly done fully-floating wave rotor that would have been fine, but these look like something some hillbilly did in his shed with a hacksaw.

    Not a good look.

    Or you could have stayed with the tried and true normal smooth circular shape.

  • RSVDan

    Okay…who’s been playing with the flux capacitor?!? It’s back to 1991 with those screen graphics! It was bad then, and it’s bad now. Next thing you know, Suzuki is going to start putting purple zebra patterns back on their motocross bike seats.

  • Woody

    I played along and now I’m in a coma. Thanks a lot, A&R.

  • ‘Gun, Where was this game when we were 12 Guiness under by 3pm on St. Patties weekend?

    But honestly, that video looks like something I could shoot at Buttonwillow and Mulholand. Hope the extra funds went into those big piston forks.

  • Andy O

    Whats with you yanks.
    Its not a Zee X 6
    its a Zed X 6
    Well it is everywhere else in the world except the USA.
    Zee X 6 sounds lame

  • @Woddy: Sorry for partying ;)

    @Deez the first rule about St. Paddy’s day is….?

    @Andy: do they say Zed in Italy too?