Metzeler Sportec M5 Interact Tires: Now with Pi Sign

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All new for 2010, the Metzeler Sportec M5 Interact tire is set to redefine the motorcycle industry with its proprietary Chicken Strip Assessment Technology. Do your buddies brag about how far over they can lean their bike? How they’re the next Golden God of Canyon Carving? With Metzler’s Chicken Strip Assessment Technology system, there’s little doubt about how much you’re compensating for something else; and now you can rate your manhood on a scale from 1 to 5. Now go chase that crazy elephant! Chase him!

We here at Asphalt & Rubber always appreciated it when companies send us press releases, keeping us abreast of their business’s most recent news and products. However we have a hard time understanding the press releases from tire companies: pages of hyperbole about how a tire has different weaves, treads, and compounds mean nothing if you can’t experience it ripping against the asphalt.

Dear Metzler, next time you send us a press release, please include a pair of rubber doughnuts as well.